Amish

So, I'm watching TV and this commercial comes on where they are showing these guys with beards and overalls cutting wood. Then this guy comes on TV, talking about these wooden cabinets and Amish craftsmanship, and says that if you pay the low low price of 129.99 you can get a roll away fire place that your room is missing. And just to sweeten the deal the heater is free!

Please tell me why the Amish are advertising on TV... they don't have electricity... oh and did I mention that the heater is ELECTRIC!!! How you gonna make a product that you can't use, like people pushing drugs. But what really angers me is the fact that "due to high demand" they are limiting it to two heaters per household. Seriously Amish, who are you to tell me what the hell I can do with my electricity or the "crafty" wooden cabnitted heater that I purchase for your low low price. And my Grandpa Le Roy got one... those Amish convinced the 70-something to get a heater, and it doesn't even heat well! I guess you can just leave it to the Amish to create an electrical item that doesn't work well. I just have one question... where are the Quakers when you need em'? Now those are some religious fanatics you can depend on! Well except for that whole Nixon thing.